Why spend your money on Coleman backpacks when you can get backpacks of lower quality for about the same price, or backpacks of comparable quality for a whole lot more? Doesn’t make much sense, does it? For that matter, why spend your money on a backpack at all, when you can save your money and just stuff a couple of grocery bags with all you will need?

Let’s face it, a lot of times grocery bags won’t even make it out to your car with your groceries intact, and crap backpacks are uncomfortable to hike with, which will make you wish you were sitting, comfortably, back home watching reruns of the Golden Girls, eating dainty, finger foods with your grandma. Of course, your granny will probably cuff you on the side of your head in disgust, grab her Coleman backpack and backpacking gear, and head out into the backcountry without you.

Grandma knows where it’s at. It’s at Coleman Camping Equipment. Get yourself a Coleman backpack, because you don’t want your granny out in the woods alone.

One last, quick thought, you might get a bit thirsty backpacking through the great outdoors. Pick up a hydration pack for a clean source of drinking water, because it beats the alternative -- sucking up water from a lake or creek, which could easily give you a case of dysentery, and you don't want a crappy backpacking trip.

When you are packing in, be sure you pack it in a Coleman Exponent Backpack.  When you are sucking down water, be sure you are sucking it out of a Coleman Exponent Hydration Pack.  Hey!  Was that clever or pitiful?